Meet my Husband.

I will have been married to my husband for 10 years this coming August(the poor man). We have been through a lot together and no matter what we have been by each others side.  

Hubs:  so i have used spotify for a month. I don't think I can live without it. 100 times better than pandora. 

Me:  lmao 

       then try living without a couple trips to aramark. 

      
Hubs:  ... 

          I needed some crack today 

Me:  LMAO 

       I told you NO crack only energy drinks allowed 

       UGH I am so freakin hungry! (Notice how he completely ignores this.)

Hubs:  what if it was called crack? 

Me:  Hmmm an energy drink called crack? 

Hubs:  they have one called cocaine

Me:  Mmmmm now that is so much more up my alley. It is much higher class! 

       Bankers and Investment types used that stuff in the 80s! 

       Molly Might have her baby tomorrow night. Should we get her the onsie that says 
       "I can't go back to Prison!" or the one that says "sorry for the disappointment...I 
       am just a damn baby...Maybe your expectations are too high!" 

       Um Hello? Which baby gift should we send her? 

Hubs:  either 

Me:  Which is more off base? 

Hubs:  either 

Me:  You are seriously no help! 

Hubs:  I AM WORKING ATM 

Should I be worried that my hubs has decided that a crack or cocaine habit is necessary?  I really am hoping that it is because of his job and not me?  I really don't think I am that hard to keep up with.  

Hubs:  have you ever listened to skrillex? "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" by Skrillex 

 

ME:  Yes actually I ran to that this morning lmao It is a little scary in the dark. lol

Hubs:  He has a few good ones 

A little later....

 

Hubs:  yay, now i am following you. 

 

ME:  Knock it off! 

 

Hubs:  what! now I can sned you songs 

ME:  I don't like being followed it is creepy! 

Hubs:  so its OK on facebook, but not a music placce?! 

ME:  You don't follow on facebook you FRIEND on facebook. 

Hubs:  same damn thing 

 
ME: Not really. I can't friend people that don't want me to friend them...but you can follow me around all you want! 

Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand me.